steph and i are cute 

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

"my lips are so fucking chapped….must be from all the dick i’ve been sucking"
my very heterosexual brother  ←
crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

nicoangeli:

*apollo pulls lyre out of nowhere* anyway, here’s wonderwall

overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

jiinsy:

One page comic for the anthology my class is putting together about mythological creatures doing mundane activities, like a siren singing in the shower! I don’t know if it’s super clear, but she actually has a rock to sit on in her little tub thing. 
Swimming Pools ft. Asshole Fish from Spongebob Squarepants
Kendrick Lamar

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deadvalley:

reblog if u hate ur town and ur emo

animethug69:

cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life

monicalewinsky1996:

wow i am very fat and pretty